A Russian, an American, and aBlonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a benchtalking...and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think isfarther away....Florida or the moon? "The other blonde turnsand says, "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gasstation. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a fewminutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies,"Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
A police officer stops a blonde forspeeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Justyesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to showit to you!"
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLOND JOKES! - Agirl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, andasked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying thatone was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someonenaming dogs like that?" "Hellllllllooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"