My old man, he had oil...
so I'd never have to toil!
With a knick-knack, bomb Iraq
all your money's spent...
I'm a wartime president!

My old man, made a call...
so I didn't go to 'nam at all!
With a knick-knack, bomb Iraq
all your money's spent...
I'm a wartime president!

Did my time in the Guard...
Went AWOL... It wasn't hard!
With a knick-knack, bomb Iraq
all your money's spent...
I'm a wartime president!