Jeetje ! Je hebt het gevonden, de webpagina van Stefan. Alle plaatjes beklikbaar. Kunst, cultuur en soms wat politiek of een actualiteit en natuurlijk veel leuke downloads van vooral muziek die soms maar weinigen kennen. Soms oud, meestal nieuw maar wel dagelijks vers. De website bestaat uit een enkele pagina, scroll naar beneden dus voor meer. Onder "oude shit" staat al het oude. Ik upload niets zelf, ik geef bestaande linken door. Veel plezier.
woensdag, mei 31
"Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.
"Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?
"The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence test. Listen to this". The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you? "Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, Your Majesty? "The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with Vice President Dick Cheney. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," says the Vice President. "Let me get back to you on that one." Dick Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!
" Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"Cheney goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange! the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
dinsdag, mei 30
De aanslagen van 11 september hebben een grote impact gehad. Niet alleen stierven duizenden mensen en werd New York beroofd van zijn kenmerkende skyline, maar voor velen van ons veranderde ook de kijk op de wereld.Niet zelden geven dergelijke schokkende gebeurtenissen tevens aanleiding tot samenzweringstheorieën. Denk maar aan de moord op Pim Fortuyn en het op brute wijze afslachten van Theo van Gogh.
The Beatles' celebrated rooftop show. An idea conceived during a meeting on 26 January, it was the first of two consecutive Beatles/Billy Preston performances which concluded the Get Back project, for on 31 January they ran through numbers inside the basement studio.
This day's work has passed into history as the Beatles' last live performance, even if it couldn't be classified as a concert. The 42-minute show (about half of which comprises the sensational close to the Let It Be film) was a lunchtime blast into the cold wind - imagine a high London rooftop in January - that brought part of the capital to a standstill, until the police, in turn, brought the show to an enforced conclusion. Much was commercially used from the 42 minutes on the roof, in the Let It Be film and on the Get Back (unissued) and Let It Be albums. What follows is a detailed description of the full rooftop repertoire, as preserved on EMI's eight-track tapes, with a guide to how it was made available.
maandag, mei 29
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vrijdag, mei 26
This success led to playing opening act for the Strawberry Alarm Clock, professional management from Alan Walden, and a chance to record some demo tapes in Muscle Shoals, Alabama. Although Walden shopped the tapes extensively, the band had a hard time landing a record deal. However, in 1971 legendary producer Jimmy Johnson heard the tapes, and, largely on the strength of Ronnie's unique voice, agreed to produce an album on speculation. Despite several sessions that resulted in 17 recorded songs, the band still missed that elusive big break and continued playing the grueling Southern bar circuit. During these lean years, minor personnel changes occurred from time to time, but the core of Allen, Gary and Ronnie, along with Ed King, Billy Powell and Leon Wilkeson held the band together.
In 1973, things finally started coming together for Lynyrd Skynyrd. During a week-long stint at Funochio's in Atlanta, the band was discovered by the reknowned Al Kooper. After signing a record deal with Kooper's MCA subsidiary Sounds of the South, Skynyrd entered the studio. With Kooper at the controls, the session's result -- Pronounced Leh-nerd Skin-nerd -- started the band on its rise to fame with standards like 'Gimme Three Steps', 'Simple Man' and the incendiary, guitar-driven classic, 'Freebird'. Following MCA's debut of the band, Skynyrd received the nod as the opening act for the Who's 1973 American Tour. Skynyrd's popularity spread across the country as they played the shows of their lives and 'Freebird' received massive radio airplay. The success of the first album led to almost constant touring, which increased even more after the release of Second Helping. Boosted by the success of the single, 'Sweet Home Alabama', Ronnie's response to Neil Young's 'Southern Man', Skynyrd's star ros further and further.
As the pressures of the road increased, heavy partying took its toll, and as the press picked up on the image of the band as bunch of crazy, drunk rednecks hell-bent on living the wildlife, the band found their creative urges at an all-time low. When the time came for recording the third album, drummer Bob Burns had been replaced by Artimus Pyle. The band entered the studio with only one song, 'Saturday Night Special' and spent weeks trying to finish the Nuthin' Fancy album in between tour dates. The hectic schedule soon grew too much for guitarist Ed King who left in the middle of the '75 Torture Tour. By the time the fourth album rolled around, Skynyrd realized that things had to change to keep the band from completely self-destructing. With earlier changes in management to Peter Rudge's Sir Productions and now in production to Tom Dowd, Gimme Back My Bullets represented a conscious effort to improve the band's sound and image. Also, in early 1976 the Honkettes, a female backup vocal group consisting of JoJo Billingsley, Cassie Gaines and Leslie Hawkins became part of the Skynyrd entourage.
While the crowds were as big as ever, Skynyrd had lost some of its biting edge. When, in 1976, the band restored their trademark three guitar lineup with the addition of Steve Gaines, they also restored a lot of the Skynyrd spark. Steve, the brother of vocalist Cassie, rounded out the band's sound and radiated an infectious enthusiasm that motivated everyone else in the band. Just a few weeks after Steve joined the band, Skynyrd recorded its first live album, One More From The Road, a 14 song, two-record set that captured the intense power of the band onstage. The excitement generated by the release of the live album carried over to the new concert tours and the next studio album. Street Survivors recaptured much of the raw power and freshness of the first albums, but also refelcted a new maturity in the song writing and playing. The album, released in October 1977, sold a half million records immediately upon release and Skynyrd was set to headline at some of the top venues in the country, including Madison Square Garden -- a lifelong dream of Ronnie's. Skynyrd stood on the edge of becoming America's favorite touring band. They were on top of their world when it all fell away at 6000 feet above a Mississippi swamp.
Met de onder produktionele leiding van Steve Lillywhite opgenomen elpee "THE CROSSING" breekt Big Country in augustus 1983 op grote schaal door. De groep wordt door pers en publiek lovend binnengehaald, niet in het minst vanwege de unieke en uiterst oorspronkelijke muzikale stijl: een opzwepende mengeling van Keltische volksmuziek en door gitaren gedomineerde, furieuze kwaliteitspop. Vooral de strijdbare teksten en de als een doedelzak klinkende gitaar van Stuart Adamson trekken de aandacht. In november 1984 verschijnt het tweede album getiteld "STEELTOWN". Deze laatste laat Big Country van een andere kant zien: het doedelzakgeluid is voor het grootste deel verdwenen, de muziek is - evenals de teksten - feller geworden en de algehele atmosfeer van de plaat is aanmerkelijk minder optimistisch en glorieus dan op "THE CROSSING". De van de plaat getrokken singles doen weinig in de charts. Het vuur lijkt enigszins gedoofd.
Voorafgegaan door lange periodes van stilte verschijnen van Big Country vervolgens de albums "THE SEER" en "PEACE IN OUR TIME", die een steeds lichtvoetiger en traditioneler rockgeluid laten horen en waarop duidelijk meer aandacht is geschonken aan inhoud dan aan vorm. In ’89 toert de groep intensief door Europa. In de jaren 90 brengt Big Country nog verschillende albums uit, maar het vuur en de magie van bijvoorbeeld "The Crossing" uit 1983 worden niet meer ten gehore gebracht. Op 16 december 2001 bereikt ons het trieste nieuws dat medeoprichter Stuart Adamson op 43 jarige leeftijd is overleden. Hij wordt dood aangetroffen in een hotelkamer op Hawaii. Enkele weken daarvoor was hij al als vermist opgegeven. Adamson had al geruime tijd een drank probleem.
donderdag, mei 25
Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). During installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.
Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0.
a "Don't remind me again" button
a Minimize button
An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall at any time without the loss of cache and other system resources
An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the system's hardware probe feature to be much more useful.
I myself decided to avoid the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 7.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 7.0 on top of Girlfriend 6.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 6.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug that I should have known about. Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conficts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 6.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another thing -- all versions of Girlfriend continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0.
Bug Warning
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.
Bug work-arounds: To avoid this bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0. Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.1 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidently be downloaded from the UseNet.
Tech Support Suggestions
These are very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a Utilities & Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is indeed an operating system and designed by its creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 6.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 6.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 6.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 7.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings - Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.
I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck,Tech Support
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Ze heeft, voor ze haar brandbrief ging versturen, eerst nog met Ayaan Hirsi Ali gebeld, om haar voor te bereiden op het slechte nieuws. Hoe onnederlands! Minister Verdonk had het anders kunnen aanpakken. Ze had dit geval ook kunnen aangeven bij Justitie. En die dinsdagochtend, tijdens de vergadering van de voltallige VVD-fractie, zou dan de politie met een arrestatieteam zijn binnengevallen om Ayaan Hirsi 'Ali' uit de fractiekamer te verwijderen, waarna zij in een gereedstaand politiebusje naar een uitzetcentrum zou zijn vervoerd. Zo doen we dat in Nederland namelijk elke dag.